03 September 2007

Chinese translations

Here's the English translation on my swimming membership card.

Operation instructions:
(1) Holder's name must be with nipping and recording the name conforms. If find the persons do not accord with, this club forbids to use and regain the card.
(2) Membership and membership card can't be transfered, receive the restraint of member's rule clause.
(3) The member should show a card before entering all department departments, for checking.
(4) Persons who please reissue the membership card of the member for some reason, should pay 20 yuan.


Ok, so if you have any valid interpretations of these instructions, please advise.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think the first one has something to do with your nupples. Perhaps writing the members name near them?

matt said...

By the power of greyskull: "receive the restraint of member's rule clause". cue thunder and lightning.