22 December 2006

Chinglish


I was just helping a Chinese friend today to translate a menu into English. She'd had a go at it, and then I checked it and used my basic knowledge of Chinese characters to see if it made sense. It was pretty funny, but I tidied it up as much as I could. I must say though I felt really tempted to throw in the odd surprise word like 'penis' or 'nose' or something... mind you, those sort of delicacies could be pretty believable here anyway.

Anyway, I just did a quick google search on Chinglish menus and found this nice surprise!!

20 December 2006

cute kids


These kids are so cute. These are my grade 4 students - there's 18 of them and I may only get to teach them one more time, so I thought I'd take a photo... My other group of school kids are grade 5 students, and I don't like them anywhere near as much - I'll be happy when that course ends. But this group is really special, they are cute and usually eager to learn English. And when they don't understand something, they have this funny looking confused look on their faces that is priceless.

I know this is an obvious statement, but it's fascinating observing them all and seeing their different personalities at such a young age... you can see the smart ones, the funny ones, the loner types, the ones that are quiet and studious, the ones who are bored, the ones who try to get the teacher's approval all the time... it's a tiny snapshot of society, which is pretty cool.

18 December 2006

13 December 2006

people


All it takes is a trip to our biggest local supermarket, Auchan, to realise (in case I'd forgotten) that China has a lot of people. Too many people really - a ridiculously unfathomable amount of people actually... This supermarket is crammed... I was there on a Wednesday morning at 10.30 - evidently that was a peak hour. There's no way of knowing when peak hour is for this place, as its opened Monday to Friday until 9pm, but always seems to be overloaded. In certain places within the shop, trolleys were at a standstill, one massive traffic jam with people almost crushed in there.... that still doesn't stop the old people especially, from ramming their way through somehow...

I tried to do a rough estimate of people in the shop so that you could get an idea, I'd guess that in any 5 by 5 metre space in the shop, they'd be at least 30-50 people... I'm guessing there was probably over 5000 people in that shop when I was just there (that's far bigger than most concerts I've ever seen).... but who knows... people are trying to move everywhere, but it's a bit like a slowly moving stream of lava... once you enter the place, your direction is guided by those around you... you don't really have a lot of control.... it's incredibly frustrating for a non-shopper like me...

I'm just constantly thinking that it's unbelievably incredible the numbers of people here.... Suzhou itself - a city of 6 million + people is not even in the 20th largest cities of China... it's about an hours drive outside of Shanghai, which in most Western cities would make it an outer suburb of Shanghai... that's a scary thought considering that Shanghai itself is supposed to have anywhere between 13 million - 16 million people...

You see a lot of massive restaurants in China - 3-5 level restaurants that could probably fit about 500 + people on each floor... these restaurants are nearly always full - that's thousands of people all eating at the one place - how many cooks must they have??? Where does all the food come from???

06 December 2006

blogs

(this is another picture from the Pudong area of Shanghai)... I don't feel I'm a blog person. I just don't feel this medium really suits me. I rarely read other people's blogs, although I have been reading some friends' blogs a bit more regularly, but that's probably because I'm no longer in Brisbane. I was just thinking about the format and type of audience a blog is devised for. It kinda feels like you're talking to no one... perhaps this is the part I find difficult. It's like you're an actor practising your lines in a big empty performance hall. Every now and then you see a cleaner in the back of the theatre walk in and out, but largely you're by yourself.

I contribute to a few forums as some of you will know - mostly music related... Actually mostly Stereolab related to be exact. And I'm still emailing some friends quite regularly - almost every day, just like I used to do in Brisbane. But even all of these electronic forms of communication are subtlely different. At a forum and via email, I'm used to getting quick responses, so it become quite like chatting. But here, there's really this monologue effect and no audience to receive it... but then sometimes people come in and leave comments - which is nice, but it's like someone going to see a performance, seeing that it's already happened and leaving a note for the performer...

It's not like I don't have much to say, as I'm seeing new things or thinking about things in a different way quite regularly. Actually most of the time, I feel like there is too much going on, that I can't properly explain it, and can't be bothered... I think other blogers will know this feeling. So you only capture little snippets here and there. When I flick through my blog, I feel that there is not much here to give a sense about my life here in China and many, many things I haven't mentioned at all that I would like to talk about (such as my view of Chinese people's attitudes to their government, their view of the West, and what's true and what's perhaps not true about the West's view of China)... Of course, there is never a way that an experience can be completely shared, it must always just be someone's interpretation of what it is like...

Any thoughts anyone? I guess I'm mostly talking to Matt, Murray, Nick, Jonno etc - who may be able to share my blog frustrations. There's been many times, when I think I might just end this blog, but then I change my mind.

03 December 2006

Weekend in Shanghai

Trace and I had a weekend in Shanghai this weekend. It was pretty cool except for a few problems with trains and dealing with people hassling us in the street. In Shanghai, we managed to make it to Cloud 9, an exclusive bar/restaurant on the 87th floor of a building that is apparently the 4th largest building in the world. This was a highlight of the weekend.

We had problems getting to Shanghai, which is crazy as its only 1 hour away (by train), or slightly longer by car. Suzhou Train Station is a real sh*t hole... looks part like a war zone, part train station, part freak show... you get hassled lots and stared much much more than you do anywhere else in Suzhou. There's rubble, dirt and all kinds of other stuff all over the ground around the place and it's not clear whether they're rebuilding or destroying the place. Trying to find a taxi is harder than trying to explain why "The Office" is funny to a Chinese person - and that my friend, is pretty hard...

It took a while to even book tickets for the train. You can only do this 7 days in advance of the train leaving, and its advisable to prebook as Chinese trains can get packed. The problem is, the train system is convoluted and highly confusing - there are hard seat tickets, soft seat tickets, standing, and then there are fast trains, slow trains and the really fast trains. It's a bit of a guess as to which ticket you get, there doesn't seem to be any system to naming of trains, and no timetable available online or at the station. So, after being issued standing tickets we decided to arrive about 3 hours before our train left to see if we could exchange them for sitting ones. We couldn't - it was all booked. The military apparently decided to travel by trains all weekend. So we sat down on cold metal chairs and waited about 2 hours, and then found out that our train was delayed another hour... We had to be in Shanghai for an appointment, so then we had to negotiate with taxi drivers on the street to take us there. We paid 350 kuai (maybe about $60 Aust dollars) to then travel to Shanghai by cab... and half way there realised we'd both forgotten our passports (which are essential to stay anywhere here).

It's been frustrating. Frustrating that for a city that is an hour away, it can take all up about 4-5 hours to get there and a lot of money (about 450 kuai including all the taxi tickets to the train station in order to buy tickets that we then didn't use...). I think I'm going through my critical 3 month to 6 month period of culture shock (according to some theories)... This is the time more than any other when you're likely to completely lose it, because you're frustrated at how things work or don't work in your new environment...

Our weekend had some highs though - it was nice discovering upon the French Concession area of Shanghai - leafy European like streets with trendy restaurants and shops. We also saw some more interesting structures on the Pudong side of Shanghai (the new area).

28 November 2006

language

Language is an infinitely fascinating concept to me. It's one of the basic fundamental building blocks of life along with time etc...Right now language occupies my thoughts constantly. I'm teaching language, I'm learning language, and when I'm not doing either I'm either communicating by language or thinking about how I can teach language better, and learn language more effectively... It's kind of all consuming. Sometimes I'm teaching my students, and I put myself in their place imagining how useful the lesson is... and then I'm a chinese language student and I'm both analysing my teacher's teaching techniques as well as identifying things that I could use in my classes, and of course trying to actually learn the language.

I'm also reading about language - particularly the study of languages - linguistics and similar fields like semiotics - the study of signs. Language is essentially a set of signs that signify things to those who can understand. It's through language that we create a shared understanding of meaning. This is very academic and I'm actually re-reading some university texts I've previously studied in my communication and cultural analysis subjects at university. I know, nerd, nerd, nerd...

One of the things I actually ask my students from time to time, is "how do you learn a language?" - ie what works for you? and do you have any tips. One approach I'm trying out at the moment is to paste sheets of Chinese language all throughout the house - mostly in places like the shower, toilet and kitchen... I think it's helping.

22 November 2006

cold and rainy

Blogger is back and working again after the 40,000 - 80,000 reported 'scanner' employees spent the last three weeks checking for inappropriate posts. At least that's what I can only assume. So evidently, my blog has passed the test? Because it's still alive.

There have been many things I could have mentioned here over the last 3 weeks, and some of it I've put in emails and other forums etc. Tracey has been keeping her blog up to date, so check hers out as well. I'm hoping to make more of an effort to phone a few people and not spend as much time online. But now I'm working every night of the week (except Saturday and Sunday of course), so it will be more difficult to find a good time to phone.

It's been really cold and rainy for the past three or four days. But everyone says it will get really cold when the rain goes away. Right now, I think our maximum daily temperatures couldn't be any higher than about 12/13 degrees. We've finally worked out how to run the air conditioners as heaters at home which is helping a bit. But I have a big list of necessary clothing items to buy: gloves, scarf/s, beanie, slippers (that's right, not afraid of 'em), raincoat for my bike... I bought a heavy duty jacket the other day. It's kind of a cross between a military overcoat and one of those horrible jackaroo Australian jackets - what were they called again?

My Chinese is getting a little better. I now have 3 morning lessons a week with a Chinese student tutour and am also trying out a lot more stuff with the 2 Chinese staff here at work, and all the other people I meet in our daily life.

The other day I bought the complete series of Black Adder on DVD. My goal was to convince Tracey that Rowan Atkinson is funny. Tracey only knows him as Mr Bean and as that feeble wimpy character he often plays in movies (largely based on Mr Bean). Unfortunately, we sat down and watched the whole first series - which is really ordinary, and no where near as funny as series 2, 3 and 4. So now she's even less convinced...

15 November 2006

censorship II


"woh woh, woopsy daisy"

From Murray:

"In China, we don't have software blocking Internet sites. Sometimes we have trouble accessing them. But that's a different problem...I've heard people say that the BBC is not available in China or that it's blocked. I'm sure I don't know why people say this kind of thing. We do not have restrictions at all."
-- Chinese official at UN summit in Athens, denying the existence of the well-documented Great Firewall of China

(by the way, this image isn't related, it's just funny)

05 November 2006

the latest

The latest news with this site is that Blogger is still down - meaning we can post, but can't view our sites or other sites... It's really annoying. There is a way around it by going to one of the illegal sites that let's you search for anthing on the net (blocked or unblocked), but these are often slow and unfriendly and usually I can't be bothered with the whole process. So I don't think I'll post much until it's back and running again.

About 3 weeks ago Tracey and I bought bicyles, which has been a great investment. I've been riding to and from work everyday which is lots of fun and helps me stay fit.

I'm starting to become more aware of the grime and dirtyness of this place. I often go outside and within a few hours feel dirty - dirty hands and face and your clothes can look and feel a bit dirty. The pollution - hazy sky thing has been a bit more noticeable over the last month. There's not really bad smells in the air, but there must be a lot of pollution. Although I'm sure it's nothing like some of the industrial Chinese cities.

The Chinese language is improving ever so slightly. I get frustrated at times that I'm not already an expert!! But, have to reassure myself that it's a long process to learn a language and it won't happen over night. I feel that my listening is improving, but my speaking is very ordinary. I now have a tutor (a Chinese student) who comes to our place 3 mornings a week, so I'm sure this will help me to improve. I'm also seriously considering enrolling in the university course which is 5 mornings a week for 4 hours each day, but I don't think this starts until February.

Other than all of that, we're both looking forward to going to Hokaido, Japan to ski for the Christmas week, which isn't all that far away.

30 October 2006

blogger's down


bathroom scene
Originally uploaded by Wurly.
Bloggin' hell... Blogger's down again - has been for about 4 or 5 days. Damn you people (raises fist in the air)!!! I can evidently post, but can't view the site. Luckily that will still allow me to put a coded message in my blog entry, to let everyone know that “capitalism is your best friend”... he he he...

In the meantime, why not join our new Flicker group - "the Everyday Mundane" - it's not inspired by the everyday beautiful, in fact it's not inspired at all. If you have photos that are unimaginative, banal, mundane, worthless, boring or craptacular (as Jonno put it)... then feel free to jam up that site with photos. The photo that accompanies this post is one I've submitted. It's a stunning photo in my mind, imaginatively titled “bathroom scene”...

I'm out!

25 October 2006

summer's ending

As I mentioned a few posts back, the temperature can very quickly drop here in Suzhou. In the last couple of days, we've gone from quite warm, humid days where we've used the air conditioning regularly, to a drop of at least 5 degrees cooler. It's days like these when you realise how cold Suzhou can get, and that when people keep telling you that it gets really cold that you start to believe them.

On another topic - here's an interesting widipedia article on funny words. Apparently words like underpants (and simply pants), duck, megaphone, weasel, spleen and the 'Wankel rotary engine' are inherently funny... if you're not laughing now as you read this, there's something wrong with you!!

24 October 2006

more on photography

After finishing reading Sontag’s, book On Photography I feel that it has affirmed my belief in the importance of being present in the moment, of living each moment, taking it in and living life to the full. Photography is a type of consumption – we consume photos quicker as technology improves. With the advent of digital cameras and iPhoto and computerised documenting of photos, we are taking more photos and keeping more. But we can never reach our need for the consumption of photos – “As we make images and consume them, we need still more images; and still more”, says Sontag. She describes it as a lust, which cannot be satisfied: “first, because the possibilities of photography are infinite; and second, because the project is finally self-devouring”.

The consumption of photography is also due to the accessibility of it – it is both easy to participate in (to take photos or be in them) and easy to appreciate them. This makes photography quite different from other art forms such as painting and literature, which require greater time, and an often more advanced understanding of how to see (ie cultural literacy).

Some other thoughts from Sontag’s book: “One can’t possess reality, one can possess (and be possessed by) images… one can’t possess the present but one can possess the past”. It’s almost as though by taking a photo we are ignoring the present, but documenting the past… an interesting thought. Garry Winogrand has said, “I photograph to find out what something will look like photographed”.

I like Jonathan’s idea of a challenge to take the most boring, uninteresting, or worthless photo – perhaps this could be our new challenge for a flickr group? My photo for this post is an example…

22 October 2006

film

more later

19 October 2006

Lars Von Trier

Today, in my spare time I watched the film "The Idiots" by Lars Von Trier. For those of you who may not have heard of him, Lars Von Trier is a Danish film director who has created many unique and highly original films since the early 1990s. He's widely known for a trilogy of films exploring what he calls the 'golden hearts' character found in his films "Breaking the Waves" (1996, starring Emily Watson), "The Idiots" (1998) and "Dancer in the Dark" (2000, staring Bjork), along with his next major film, "Dogville" (2003, with Nicole Kidman). He's also known for jointly creating the "Dogme" film making method - search on google/wikipedia to learn more about this - but basically, it's a fundamental re-evaluation of filmmaking based on using real people (non-actors), real location shooting, no props, natural light only, no credits etc etc... quite challenging in itself. Of the four films listed above only "The Idiots" is a Dogme film.

All four of these films are amazing and importantly, worth seeing through to the end (which can be a challenge) as Von Trier has an ability to create incredibly beautiful (and often tragic) endings to his films that are often based on redemption. In particular the breakthrough ending to "Breaking the Waves" - probably my favourite of his films is amazing. All of these films (but more-so the first trilogy) have a central character who has a Christ-like nature in the way she sacrifices her life for others. But this character trait is usually combined with an 'idiot' like innocence like the main character in Doestoyevsky's the Idiot. For christians or those interested in the concept of the ‘ideal’ or ‘perfect person’, these films are a fascinating watch. They are also challenging to watch (particularly "Breaking the Waves" and "Dancer in the Dark"), but as I have said, I believe rewarding. The central character is always a female, (played by Emily Watson, Bjork, and Nicole Kidman) and is someone who is taken advantage of by the people around her. This abuse of their trust is what makes his films hard to watch, but the selfless nature of the "golden hearts" always seems to have some more meaningful purpose to it.

Von Trier is not a Christian, and was not even brought up in a Christian environment. It is therefore strange that he creates films that seem to both condemn the simple Christian faith, and celebrate it as well… Dogville has a revengeful twist to it’s story which separates it from the other 3 films. Interestingly in Dogville, Kidman’s character is titled, “Grace”. All these films intertwine themes of faith, abuse, sacrifice and enslavement – and I think they say that faith is the only avenue to transcendence…

Anyway, I guess I'm just excited at seeing an interesting and thought provoking film. Von Trier is one of those rare directors like Andrey Tarkovsky, Stanley Kubrick or Yasujiro Ozu - a true visionary! Get out there people and search out his stuff! I'd start with "Breaking the Waves" and if you liked that see the others...

For those of you who have seen his films, I’d be interested to hear from you!

16 October 2006

censorship

This image is the one I was referring to earlier in the 'on photography' post. I know this blog entry's title is a bit provocative - but it's not actually meant to be. Just last week Wikipedia began working again which is great news. And we've also finally managed to get our cable connection working so we have access to the standard Asian pacific TV channels - CNN Asia, BBC World Asia, HBO (movies), TV5 (French), NHK1 (Japanese), CNBC, ESPN (sports), plus an even more expanded selection of Chinese channels. We are now both feeling a bit more connected with world news and CNN and BBC both provide pretty good coverage of a whole range of issues.

So it seems that our limits on access to information as westerners is now almost on par to most other countries. I still cannot access the proboards site - a forum where I used to regularly go, and the BBC news section of it's web page is blocked, but most other things work fine. I get a sense that things are changing here quite rapidly - from week to week this country looks and feels different. The wikipedia opening last week is a good example as was access to blogger which seemed to be reopened about a week or two after we arrived.

12 October 2006

which film are you?

on photography

I've been thinking a bit about photography recently. Mostly because I've been reading an excellent book by Susan Sontag titled "On Photography". Susan Sontag is one of my favourite authors, she writes fiction, and non-fiction on a whole range of topics. I find her thoughts really insightful. Her book "On Photography" explores a number of different ideas about why we take photographs and what this signifies.

She ponders why it is that we find beauty in everyday items, the'everyday beautiful' as Nick and Jonno call it. The mundane, or the everyday has for many years been a major focus of photography: "bleak factory buildings and billboard-cluttered avenues look beautiful, through the camera's eye". Relating this to a surrealist asethetic she notes that "the Surrealist ragpicker's acuity was directed to finding beautiful what other people found ugly or without interest and relevance - bric-a-brac, naive or pop objects, urban debris". And she notes how in contrast to paintings which look worse over time, that photographs, "when they get scrofulous, tarnished, stained, cracked, faded still look good; do often look better". And she says that photography in this way is like architecture whose works are subject to the "same inexorable promotion through the passage of time" arguing that the Parthenon for example probably looks better as ruins. It is true that overtime, all photos become artistic, beautiful, unique - because of their reference to the past. Check out Found magazine to see our fascination of old photos and found scraps of things... my favourite from that site, is a note, that simply says, "Crossing the Delaware... snakes, wolves, space, the Century..." - cryptic, but equally fascinating!

Sontag also explores many other motivations for, and symbolism in photography. There is obviously the widely known concept of the photographer as voyeur - which is at its most strangest in photos of war victims - where the photographer has made a choice to photograph rather than assist the victim. Strange. She talks about boredom (an interesting concept for me) - she says that "boredom is just the reverse side of fascination" - both depend on being outside rather than inside a situation, and one leads to the other. In fact, the Chinese have a theory that you pass through boredom into fascination. Sontag notes that many photographers are outsiders who do not relate to the images they take (they are removed, distanced through the lens) - not intervening in their subjects' lives - just visiting.

One other obvious connotation with photographs - is death and the past. Photographs are a reminder of death and "an invitation to sentimentality. Photographs turn the past into an object of tender regard, scrambling moral distinctions and disarming historical judgements by the generalised pathos of looking at the past". I like this quote: "photography is the inventory of mortality". Commenting on observing photos of Polish Jews in WW2 - days, weeks, or months before they would die, Sontag says, "photographs state the innocence, the vulnerability of lives heading toward their own destruction, and this link between photography and death haunts all photographs of people".

10 October 2006

staring


Ok, so I don't feel I've had much culture shock, but one aspect of the Chinese people's culture is grating on me, and that's staring. You get stared at everwhere, whether it be walking down the street, eating meals, and even the occasional stare while doing your thing in the toilet. Of course, there is also my earlier remarks about being stared at while getting changed at a swimming pool... You get used to people staring and to some extent you deal with it, but I still don't like it. It can be really invasive. My main way of dealing with it is to ignore it, or send a fixated stare back, and lately when someone's deliberately trying to get a good look, to look downwards and away as much as possible to deprive them of any "stare enjoyment" factor...

I haven't worked out how to say in Chinese that "staring is extremely impolite in the West" etc. This combined with the constant exclamations of "mei guo ren" (American) or "lai wei" (foreigner) that for some reason Chinese people feel compelled to say when you walk past is really annoying.

I've thought up many shirts I could print up to 'fight back'.... one's like "have a good stare"... or "yes, I'm a foreigner"... maybe even, "I'm a foreigner - you should stare at me"... or taking it further, "I'm a foreigner" (and on the back) "want to try and rip me off?".... of course all of these would be more effective if written in Chinese characters on the reverse...

09 October 2006

English teaching

I've now been teaching for 7 or 8 weeks and although I have had some ups and downs, overall I am very much enjoying teaching. Teaching adults in particular I have found to be rewarding, but I feel I still have some way to go with teaching my kids (year 4 and 5 kids), as at times this has been a struggle. The kids need a lot of entertaining - ie games, and need to be challenged, and for the most part, I feel that I probably haven't challenged them enough.

I'm learning a lot about English by teaching it. Did you know that 8 words make up approximately 33% of spoken English? Have a think about what they could be and then check the comments section - where I'll post the answers! I actually have a list of the 300 most commonly used English words. Some interesting words that made the top 300 - state, American, war, government, president, John, church, power, and God. Just shows that although we are taught to not talk about politics and religion etc, that these topics are extremely popular. Most of the other words were prepositions and adjectives (ie not nouns etc) like - don't, got, told, let, look, only, what, said, most etc....

08 October 2006

Australia


get your head in there
Originally uploaded by Wurly.
Well, I've enjoyed a week and a bit's holiday, where I was lucky enough to get home to Australia for all of 5 days to see Andrew and Jen's wedding and visit friends and family... Then flew back to China and together with Trace went to nearby Hangzhou, which is a picturesque Chinese city located on a lake. It's been a great break from everyday life here and I loved catching up with everyone in Australia, and Tracey and I enjoyed taking it easy in Hangzhou. I'll put up a few photos on my flickr site if you're interested.

I have some very special friends back in Australia and seeing many of them and kicking back to see the great AFL grand final was fantastic. See you all again hey!

22 September 2006

Chinese English names

As many of you will know, its common for Chinese people to take on an English name. This may be simply to make their names more pronounceable to Westerners, and/or to come up with an exciting sounding English name.

It leads to some interesting choices - as many of you will have heard. Usually they tend to be old fashioned names - Bob, Perry, Rex, George, Howard, Nancy, Betty, Frank, Fred, Grace etc (are some of my student names)... Joyce and Jennifer seem to be popular for girls.

But then there are the weird names - those who seem to have chosen surnames - Wilson, Henderson, and other strange names - Lym, and my favourite so far, Promotion - that's right his name of choice is promotion... although his English wasn't that great, you just know that guy is going to go places...

18 September 2006

travelling


The concept of travelling is interesting, because when you reduce it to its basics, its just walking around in foreign places. So instead of walking to the shops in your hometown, you walk to a restaurant or your hotel in a different location. So walking is key to travelling, second only to buying stuff - buying food and buying occasional travel momentos... So what's that all about? Maybe I've just been struck with some common sense, but surely a more enjoyable holiday is sitting on a beach at a resort somewhere, or skiing, or at least doing something that you don't already do at home. This has taken me years to realise this. Most of my life I've been fascinated by urban cities - it has been important to see, and walk around the places where people (for whatever reason) have chosen to congrugate... London, New York, Tokyo, San Francisco, Berlin, Paris, Bangkok, Melbourne, Shanghai, Barcelona, Vancouver, Singapore etc etc... I still love big cities, but for me that experience probably makes more sense if you actually live in the city for a while. Hence what we are now doing in Suzhou (and near enough to do in Shanghai).

So, I guess I'm saying that the 'tourist' attractions (that have never really appealed to me anyway) seem to interest me less and less. Temples, historical sites - the commercialism of these places has always distracted me from any sense of genuine appreciation, and I already feel that I want to steer clear of the so called hot tourist must-sees in China. Although I do want to see the Great Wall. But a temple is a temple, an art gallery an art gallery, one city becomes the next and the next... As a consequence, I think the things that I will more than likely take away most as memories from China will be the people.

12 September 2006

silencio

I just had a bad teaching day. Everything seems a bit hit and miss at the moment and I'm trying to put together lesson plans amidst a lot of confusion and uncertainty. I'm supposed to put together a 16 week syllabus for 9-11 year olds (I actually don't know how old they are because here in China you are 1 year old when you're born - ie your first birthday you turn 2) but I have a book that could probably last 8-10 lessons and yet I'm told it has to last 32 lessons - ie 1 year, because parents don't want to pay for the price of costly English books. This means I'm to put together a 16 week course, when I already don't have enough material in the book, but extend it out to 32 weeks... And of course I haven't mentioned the fact that I've never taught children before.

I also started another new group of adults tonight and they conjured up the Silence of the Lambs effect that I mentioned somewhere else on this blog. The material we are trying to teach them is too complex, but again - that's out of my hands because this is the book they've purchased.

So enough about teaching complaints. The weather here has changed dramatically. Within one or two days the temperature has dropped at least 10 degrees. Last week we were living in air conditioning at home, in cabs and at work and sweating lots with the high humidity. Then it started raining and has continued to rain for the last three or four days, and now it only feels no more than about 18-20 degrees - cool, and not humid at all. The locals say these changes in temperatures from one day to the next are a regular feature of Suzhou. Perhaps it's a bit like Melbourne? I actually think that 2 weeks ago we were experiencing weather hotter and more humid than you would in Brisbane - maybe on par with subtropical places like Bangkok. Now everyone's already getting ready for winter when it usually snows.

08 September 2006

welcome back

I've let my hair go a little bit and experi- mented with moustaches as this recent shot of me (middle) and some of my favourite students shows... I'm really enjoying teaching and the schedule I have at the moment is pretty good. Next week I start teaching 10 and 11 year old middle school students. This week David (another English teacher here) and myself tested about 100 students. These kids are the cutest kids I've ever seen. Except for all the other cute kids you see every day here. They are all so eager to impress the foreign teachers and so excited to see you. When you are walking through the school (and total strangers in Suzhou streets) they try out all their phrases like, "hello" and "good morning" as you walk past them. It can be annoying but when it's a cute kid - you can't help but say hello back...

06 September 2006

The International Circuit


Sometimes as I'm getting about between home and work or shops and restaurants I think to myself why are we doing this? What makes someone decide to pack up and move to a foreign country. At other times, I think, why didn't we do this earlier in life? At Tracey's school we've met people who have made travelling and living in foreign countries their life. There is an 'international school circuit'. For example one couple we have met - an Irishman, a Kiwi and their 4 year old child have lived for 4 years in Germany, 2 years in Eritrea, then 4 years in Cambodia before arriving in China for what will be at least 2 years for them. I think they lived somewhere else as well because I know that John, the Irishman hasn't lived in Ireland for over 12 years. His friends are scattered all over the world, and I guess one negative from this existence is that he no longer has strong bonds back to his home country. I asked him whether they would stay for a longer period in China or another country now that their child was reaching school age and he agreed, so maybe they'll stay for 4-5 years this time.

For people who do have this life, they are very lucky as International Schools look after their staff really well in terms of working conditions and salaries. So for Tracey and I it will be interesting to see where this journey in China takes us...

01 September 2006

31 August 2006

scary behaviour


I just spent the morning doing a bit of shopping in the old city part of Suzhou. I was very disturbed to hear across the street two men arguing and then one of the men hitting the older man in the head, then kicking him in his back and attacking him further by punching him while on the ground. The perpertrator appeared to be a 'door man' some sort of security type person out the front of a hotel or office. The guy he was beating up was an older man who looked to be delivering water bottles on his bike. I was inside another shop across the road when this happened, buying a DVD and had to watch helpless as this all happened. Many others outside were watching, but clearly no one wanted to get involved. My Chinese is very limited and I would not have been able to find out what it was about anyway. It was very distressing to see, and I felt really sorry for the old man and annoyed at the man who did this. In my view violence is never acceptable and seeing this incident unfold was sickening. The victim walked away yelling out stuff, but it made me think about the differences in wealth, status and position that this country is already experiencing on a large scale.

There are many poor country people who take jobs in wealthy cities like Suzhou and work 6-7 days a week for on average 12 hours a day. Many labourers do this while building all the massive skyscrapers and apartments and they are usually accommodated together in small rooms with about 6 bunks. It's no life.

30 August 2006

colour in the midst of haze


I like this photo. It really highlights the way the haze and smog of the sky covers the whole place. The orange colours really stand out against the drab greys of the sky and lake. Today is very overcast. It's been a little while since we've seen blue skies and no true blue skies like you see back home.

27 August 2006

So here we are


That's me looking out on the big lake near where we live. Sometimes I wonder why I do the things I do. I mean, I'm now starting to develop a pattern and routine in my life again - being back at work brings that about. But I still seem to have a lot of spare time to myself. I get really bored at times and miss English language TV, DVDs, English language books, my drums or guitars or just something else to break up the boredom. So I muck around on the computer a lot. However this is mostly wasteful idle trolling through music internet sites, email and adding to this and flickr.

Boredom is an ongoing fascintation to me. I am often bored and often ponder why and I bored? Why can't I find more meaningful things to do? Well - this post is already personal enough, so I'll stop for the moment. Here's an interesting quote on boredom:

Your true traveller finds boredom rather agreeable than painful. It is the symbol of his liberty - his excessive freedom. He accepts his boredom, when it comes, not merely philosophically, but almost with pleasure. Aldous Huxley.

25 August 2006

Did I ever tell you...


KFCs are everywhere in China. They are really popular - the way the chicken is cooked seems to agree with the Chinese people. In fact a friend from a small city in Shandong province mentioned that when he was there there was only 1 thing that was noticeably western - their first KFC store.

Rare for the rest of the world is the lack of McDonald's restaurants. I've seen maybe 3 since moving here - and 2 of those were probably in Shanghai. Whereas KFC - there would be at least 6 or 7 that I've seen in Suzhou alone. There are a couple of Starbucks cafes which would be the second most popular Western chain, and 1-2 pizza huts. I still haven't seen any Burger Kings.... But I imagine all of this could have changed within a year. Surely McDonalds have plans...

This image is of the community centre outside our apartment buildings - ours is the building at the back. At night the whole place lights up in neon...

24 August 2006

The canal outside my work



Another interesting thing about the bikes here in China is that they are nearly all electric. This includes both bicycles and motorbikes. So because of that they are extremly quiet and creep up on you quite quickly. It's good because it reduces noise pollution, but means you have to be constantly on your guard as a pedestrian. When we first arrived in Shanghai, we thought that everyone was drifting through the streets with their motors off to save petrol or something...

I've booked my flight back to Australia for Andy and Jen's wedding. So it will be great to catch up with some of you and buy some necessary things before returning. My arrival and departure details are as follows:

Arrive Friday 29 September at 11.35am in Brisbane
Depart Wed 4 October at 8am from Brisbane

22 August 2006

My personal favourite


My personal favourite
Originally uploaded by nancyshack15.
Tracey found this one - so I need to give her the credit. We're both on a mission to capture some of the more interesting signs 'interestingly' translated while we are here. Visit Tracey's photos to see some other recent ones

18 August 2006

Chinglish


I taught my first English lesson last night. It was to be to a group of about 12 young professionals from a corporation, but only 2 showed up. That kind of threw me - ie all my group exercises went out the window (I can hear all you teachers out their laughing). But I soldiered on and by the end of it - 2 hours later - I was actually enjoying myself. Maybe it's the power - the power to "program their little minds" as someone used to say...

Tracey (posing as a trainee teacher) actually sat in for the first half to provide me with feedback later on. And according to her I did quite well which was nice to know.

17 August 2006

Differences



There are many things that we have had to get used to in moving to Suzhou. I wanted to try to capture some of them before they stop becomming so unusual. So here's a list...

1) the way shops and buildings are clustered - sometimes unusual office like buildings with no obvious entrance are the shopping centres or major areas to congrugate in... they are known as 'community centres' here...

2) the taste of bread... the less said the better. For that matter the taste of most Western foods when you can find them - peanut butter, milk etc... Mind you cooking up a stirfry here tastes so much nicer - maybe its having access to so many authentic asian vegetables...

3) the weird manners of drivers - flicking on and off the high beam lights (on and off about 8 or 9 times in a row)... honking the horn a few times when there are no other cars around - honking for joy??

4) the contrast between slick new estates and buildings - quite tidy and then the older areas where rubbish and rubble (not unlike a war zone in places) lies strewn across the road and inside and outside buildings... people throw everything on the road, footpath, canals and water... but then you get to the new areas and it's immaculate... spitting too - both inside and outside - not so nice....

5) the love of bland food. Now I generally quite like most of the food I've eaten here - it's really nice. But... Chinese people seem to really dislike strong flavours and that includes spicy flavours. A few that I've spoken to hate Thai and Indian food - they can't stand it... whereas they much prefer sweet and sour flavours... And here was me thinking that sweet and sour was just something invented for Western consumption.

16 August 2006

The afternoon haze polluted sunset



As Tracey's blog has recently mentioned, last night I signed a 6 month teaching contract. It was hard negotiating and a few times I thought to myself where's Morry when you need him! I'm really freaked out at the prospect and feel really underprepared (partly because all my resources are either in shipping or have so far 'disappeared' in the mail). My first test as a teacher begins this Thursday night when I have to teach a two our block from 6.30pm to 8.40pm. The students (to the best of my knowledge) are well educated students and full time employees - the type that have doctorates and masters, so I'm hoping I go well. I won't only be teaching adults as they have already foreshadowed that I will have to do 3-4 hours a week at a Suzhou Middle school. That's probably the scariest part - as I've heard these classrooms have well over 35 students and can at times create a "Silence of the Lambs" moment, the aptly titled (by another ESL teacher) experience when everyone gives you blank looks for the whole lesson...

I've taken many canal shots now - there are probably around 50 or so canals crisscrossing the city, so I will start to dump some of these photos up at flickr.

Hope everyone is well!

13 August 2006

The Venice of China


Suzhou is very pretty. There are hundreds of canals all throughout the city, so the comparisons to Venice are worthy. Last night we went on a 2 hour boat ride around some of the bigger canals that surround the old city. This was one of the photos.

We have spent much of our first week here buying kitchen items and other necessary items for our new place. Tracey starts work on Thursday, and I have also been visiting and researching the many language schools here to find suitable work. It's a little scary as there are many bad stories from previous teachers about schools here in Suzhou. I'm just going to have to be very careful if/when I sign any contract. We are also trying to find a suitable Chinese course to continue studying.

11 August 2006

Back online


I must have passed some test because we are back online with blogger. Hopefully it will stick around. Moving to Suzhou on Monday has been both exciting, disconcerting and at times perplexing, but I can already see that this will be a place that I will really enjoy and no doubt miss someday. I'm finding my language skills very hit and miss... numerous times I've tried to say things and have people just stare back at me blankly... and talking about stares... as a westerner we are constantly stared at. It's quite frustrating at times. Sometimes some people just stand right next to you and look at you. No doubt trying to hear some English, or who knows? It must be kind of like what it feels to be a celebrity.

Many things are unusual or strange in this place, like the driving. Firstly - I have to let you know of my credentials to comment on bad driving. I've taken cabs in many cities around the world including so called 'dodgy' areas in Asia, and I was in an accident in a cab in Madrid once, so it is with all honesty that I say that the drivers here in China are extremely scary at times, and one cabbie (our first) driving from Shanghai, was undoubtedly the scariest and worst driver I have ever seen. Usually I like to console myself with the thought that they do in fact no what's going on and that although things work differently here, that we'll arrive to our destination safely. But the taxi accident in Madrid has already disproved that theory. The other day - our second in Suzhou I saw three different accidents in one day - I didn't actually see them happen, but I saw the after effects and all the yelling and arguing. They all looked minor, but it's no surprise really that this happens....

People drive down the wrong sides of streets, turn right or left when they have a red light, run lights, and are constantly making 2 lanes into 3, 3 lanes into 4 and so on.... I'm sh*t scarred most of the time.... but I think, getting used to it... And that whole theory for pedestrians of just taking a leap of faith and walking out in front of traffic when you have a green light is definitely flawed. I've seen pedestrians inches away from being plastered about the place... There's a hierarchy - 1) cars and other vehicles.... 2) bikes and 3) people.... you have to remember your place.

Oh, and there's no seatbelts in taxis.... just one in the front passenger seat, which the driver always goes at great lengths to try to explain that you don't need it. Usually you can't actually physically connect them anyway. So it's a bit of a step back in time to the 1960s or 70s or whenever we last didn't have seatbelts....

The image that accompanies this post is one of the views from our place.

06 August 2006

Shanghai


We're here and it's all new and amazing in a non-Australian way!! We are able to post on blogger - but we can't read the blogs... so hopefully this appears. Tracey has more posts at her site (see the link on the sidebar). This means we won't be able to read your comments...

02 August 2006

Ready

Tracey and I have had many chances over the past three or so weeks to reflect on the many things that we will miss about Brisbane, our lifestyle and our friends and family. It seems that each couple of days we reach another significant event prior to leaving - saying goodbye to family, to a group of friends, moving out - and each time our world shrinks further. It is almost now a world consisting of each other and our luggage - which we've now been living out of for 5-6 days.

I just went for a swim at an indoor pool in Acacia Ridge (out near where we are staying until we leave tomorrow) and had one of those moments when time seems to stand still. I was sitting in my parents car alone, with one of those epic Underworld tracks playing through the stereo, and after swimming laps for half an hour, my mind became trance like - washing over the many cars zooming back and forward in front of me as I waited at the intersection. I began to see that in less than 24 hours I wouldn't be in Brisbane... I wouldn't be able to go for a drive in the comfort of a vehicle... I most likely wouldn't be able to enjoy a swim at a nearby pool... I wouldn't be able to enjoy the amazing sunset that was occurring then. I imagine a vastly different expanse in China - it doesn't matter where you move in the world - there is always a slightly different appearance to the sky.

The other significant thing I should mention is that we may not be able to access blogger / blogspot in China - so this site may have a short life indeed!

24 July 2006

Almost moved out.


landmark
Originally uploaded by Wurly.
We had a farewell party at our New Farm place on Saturday and have now moved out about 90% of our belongings into storage. Tomorrow our belongings are being shipped to China, which means we will only be left with onflight luggage for the last week and a bit before we leave.

Here's another Brisbane image - from memory the second oldest structure still standing...

21 July 2006

Two weeks until we leave Brisneyland


XXXX Milton 1999
Originally uploaded by Wurly.
Well, I've been slow to kick this blog off. However, Trace is doing such a fine job at her blog Nancy Shack that I've not bothered to get this place off the ground.

Anyway, to officially start this blog off, I thought I'd link a photo of mine from a few years ago now - one that captures my feelings of this beautiful city Brisbane.

08 July 2006

test01

test zero one. ok.